*dungeons and crap*

and so he started...

ohhh... what is left in this world...
there can only be one outcome!
but would the warrior take to the task?!
it seems daunting and the path makes him weary
but his weather beaten face stands tall
in the face of danger he smiles
in the breath of monsters he smirks
there is no danger
he ascends slowly but surely
the willpower to succeed is so great
he cannot afford to slip up any point along the way
with the great sword in his hand and with his arcane powers
he descends a blast of fiery magic!
a whirl of his great sword and thousands fall
but what canst break his faint heart
ahh none the less but the fair maiden

but alas! the maiden has been brainwashed!
the seed of evil slowly maturing in her heart
she is defecting to the evil side!
there exist none like the heinous crimes she hath committed
during charity drives raised for the poor
she took a portion of the cash raised...
it was a hidden act but heinous all the same...
ahhh the seed of evil slowly gave birth
and now it was a full blown facade of treachery and evil
all splayed out within maiden's upright personality
the clash of both alter egos
caused her to falter between good and evil
there had to be someone who could save her!
there arose this warrior!
who hailed from a miniscule village
it was on the outskirts of the rain town
he grew strong and mighty
trained through mundane physical tasks
he took to swordplay
and his sword skills soon attained new levels which were beyond comparison
goondasami, his magic teacher, also guided him through months of intense preparation
and his arcane powers were well refined and polished
to the extent whereby he needed a mere incantation
to bring a bolt of lightning down from the sky
it was a magical moment for the pugilistic society
and only through the righteous upbringing of the warrior cum paladin
could she be rescued and the two be reunited
so they battle! en garde!
the warrior started off simple
he sat down and started to sleep
ohh the slumber tactic worked well
looks like the training he refined over the months had paid off
the demoness totally stunned by this act of slackerdity
was caught unawares!
the paladin immediately revived himself from stasis and took his great sword!
and with a mighty thrust he thrust it into her fine body
ahhh, the scream!
the demoness, with a final yelp, breathed her last
was that to be the end of the good and evil maiden?!?!

oh no.
with that last thrust, the maiden fell
and the evil was slowly being purged from her frail body
the evil slowly seeped out, leaving only goodness in her body
she was becoming of good stature once again!
she slowly stood up. no blood. no gore.
it was erected by her will to stand up
and as such the paladin and the special character stood face to face
the paladin looked into the face of the maiden
ohh the sheer beauty took him off his feet
he dropped his great sword to the ground
with a thunderous clang sounding through the air
the two gazed into each other's faces
and the paladin exclaimed!
the sheer beauty!! he couldn't believe his eyes!
and the fair maiden took the paladin's hand
and placed it upon her own.
they lived happily ever after.