yet another day of my life crept by, and yet another day i felt myself degrading into a pusillanimous potato. a purveyor of procrastination. of a prosaic profile. i would say its akin to a slow decomposing process, and i had front row seats to watching myself rot away. talk about armchair critics.. literally... any the ways, with unprecedented levels of resolve and unparalleled detemination, alright alright since honesty prevails, when push comes to shove, lest i inaugurate a new era in human decomposition research, i decided to work. yes. take up a job~ much credit to yin for her sarcastic yet inspirational smses to get me moving! and jy for the other job offer! last but not least shian for her introduction to my working place! well me working place is hui lau shan beside international building along orchard so the human traffic is pretty good for business, and we get around 3 peak hours a day, whereby every1 is sooo bz i dun tink u can afford to stand still for half a minute! hehz we sell everything mangoish here, we do sell other fruit desserts, but the mango here is apparently too good to be true so u should try G5, B8 or A8, sell like hotcakess =D ok enough. wats this? a medium for advertising? *grinx* well the clientele is HUGELY varied, i've seen yuppies, tourists, ang mohs, lesbians, gays, teens, oldies, nsmen, students, and celebrities. hmmz so far i've seen patricia mok, beatrice chia, chen hanwei and 周崇庆 during my 3 day stint~~ and i served them all!!!!!! but they dun recognise mee =X but i must say they handle the popularity status really well, with all the glaring stares, pointed index fingers and noisy whispering when ppl realise they are in da house! and the shi fu who prepares the dessert is from hongkong so he speaks only cantonese.. and a decoding system, i say, has to implemented for linguistically challenged ppl. like... me. =P oh ya, he likes to blast cantopop over the radio too.. and i can easily rattle off a few canto songs in my mental playlist.. i think he's got like only 1 cd.. so i can hear the same songs up to 4-5 times a day... tts seriously.. brainwashing =X hehz tts about it.. gonna rest my legs.. 10 hours in vertical transition a day from 3 to 1am smacks of fatique. pwns me thoroughly~~

b4 i leave, here's a panacea for boredom~

how quickly can you find out what is so unusual about this paragraph? it looks so ordinary that you would think that nothing is wrong with it at all, and, in fact, nothing is. but it is unusual. why? if you study it and think about it, you may find out, but i am not going to assist you in any way. you must do it without coaching. no doubt, if you work at it for long, it will dawn on you. who knows? go to work and try your skill. par is about half an hour. =)

alright.. sleep beckons. waiter jon, signing off.